SOME spoilers for Chapter 347 and I don't care WHO you are and if you like Naruto or not, READ IT. And embrace the crackishness. I COMMAND YOU
Ugh, I feel embarrased for Sasuke, he's doing exactly what Itachi wanted him to do AND he's copying him. Way to rebel. D:
I actually have thought out what he should do to in a sense 'beat' Itachi which obviously is not simple. Sasuke said he wanted to be a police officer when he grew up. So he somehow gets back to konoha and this is where someone who's not lazy finds a way to get through the drama and Sasuke's pride of leaving and then coming back to the emo welcoming comittee of weepy!Naruto,pissy!Sakura,and apathetic!Kakashi and Sai.
Then Sasuke gets on the police force, gets Sakura and Naruto ( AND SAI) to join, and they become famous for kicking ass, being really gay and sparkly,having strange pink hair,... and protecting konoha...that too...but mostly the other ones.
Itachi notices him and how Sasuke doesn't care about killing /stalking/worshiping him anymore and decides to return to konoha to 'get Naruto'. I get my suggestive Uchihacestish scenes except now older!sasuke is indifferent and doesn't care about Itachi and runs off to SAVE TEEEH DAY. Translation:Itachi basically gets BETCH SLAPPED LAWL.
And yeah, THAT'S WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN.
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MWAHAHAHA